Things that make you go hmm

For many years I have found myself going hmmmm over many things. And I often wonder if I were alone in my thinking or is there more people like me thinking the same thing.

Thursday 8th of May 2008

As you can see I am changing the way my blog looks and adding more humor to it with a touch of class.

So I am going to post some hmm here for everyone to read and feel free to post yours too.

Why does Hawaii have interstate highways?
How is it that a building burns up as it burns down?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
How come there aren't B batteries?
Why is the number 2 pencil number 2, what happen to number 1?
What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?
Do people steal because they think they will not get caught?
If speed limit is 70, why do they make cars to go over 70mph?
If drinking and driving is illegal, why allow bars out in the country?
Why do hot dogs buns come 10 to a package and hot dog only 8?
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
What's the difference between partly cloudy and partly sunny?
How can bottled water go out of date?
Why is it good to be Daddy's little girl, but bad to be a Momma's boy?
If they call it "Rush Hour" why do you move so slow?
Why don't women wear nightgowns to night clubs?
Why are there not waiters in waiting rooms?
Why are restrooms called restrooms, you don't rest, you do your business and get out. Not like we kick our feet up and watch tv?
Are there any unguided missiles?
Are you breaking the law if you drive past those road signs that say "Do Not Pass"?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Day light savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it?
Do fish get thirsty?
Ever notice how irons have a setting for "permanent" press? I don't get it.
How can someone "draw a blank"?
How can there be self-help "groups"?
How did the man who invented cottage cheese know he was done?
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
How do you know if honesty is the best policy unless you've tried some of the others?
How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
Why can't we tickle ourselves?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do people go to the unemployment office to find a job?
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
Why do they call the piece of wood a two-by-four if it's only 1 3/4" x 3 1/2"?
Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game," when we are already there?
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

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Earl,